Lise and Sarah

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Lise Tried Her Husband’s Dream Holiday. Now She’s Hooked

August 24, 2026

Lise has returned from the Great Ocean Road with a new identity: biker woman. Turns out romance in midlife looks less like champagne and rose petals and more like thermals, Tipping Point, and your husband listening to the same Bon Jovi song for approximately 70 hours. We also investigate a Gen X theory: did growing up with brutal 90s video games accidentally make us more resilient? Plus: the shoes giving pig trotter, a wildlife encounter that absolutely was not a wildlife encounter, and the b...

Apparently, Yes, There Is A Wrong Side Of The Bed

August 18, 2026

Oh god. We’ve both been sleeping on the botched side of the bed…. for decades. According to Feng Shui, one side gives you active dragon energy, while the other offers the deep rest and restoration of the tiger. Unfortunately, the men appear to have claimed the tiger side, which is possibly why we’re so tired? Also: Sarah proposes a national spending limit for children’s birthday presents, Lise reports that our carefully chosen grey-and-white homes are now apparently embarrassing, and we have ...

We're Starting A Black Market For Esprit Sweaters

August 10, 2026

The Esprit sweater has gone viral at Costco in the US, and elder millenials are losing their minds. Lise is preparing to mobilise a nationwide operation. Women at every Port. Someone on the inside. She needs answers (and possibly a Costco membership). Elsewhere, Lise declares that 23 years of The Block is enough, before remembering why Shelley Craft is actually probably Australia best and nicest celebrity. Now she wants to watch The Block again, just for Shelley. Fair! Plus, why teenagers w...