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Episodes: 161
Frequency: Weekly
Rating: 4.8/5.0
Estimated listeners: 1k-10k
Gender skew: Male
Location: USA
YouTube: 2.8k subscribers
Instagram: 360 followers
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Host
Tristan Johnson - Described as a historian who “div[e] through the archives” and hosts the show alongside Scott to explore ancient civilizations and debunk claims popularized by Ancient Aliens.
Scott Niswander - A co-host who joins Tristan “dive through the archives” for weekly discussions on ancient civilizations and myth-debunking, with periodic on-air mentions including taking baby duty while others join.
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Recent Guest Discussions
Mildred - Alien-abduction Hypnosis/memory-manufacturing Claims And Harms In The David Jacobs Framework.
David Jacobs - Hypnosis As Memory-fabrication; Memory Rebuilding; Sleep Paralysis Presence; Square-cube Law Applied To The “seven-foot Insect” Claims; Ethical Critique Of The System Implied By The Mantis Managers.
Stanford - Origins Of The “mantis” From Alien-abduction Lore; Ties To David Jacobs; Hypnosis And Memory Reconstruction Themes.
Sarah Davis Baker - Rosicrucianism Context For The Georgia Guidestones; Claims That The Stones Were Based On Eugenics-era History And Conspiratorial Misreadings; Later Political Blowback.
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Episodes
Walking Amogus
June 16, 2026
David Jacobs spent his retirement from teaching history at Temple University convinced that alien-human hybrids he calls hubrids are quietly moving into apartments in Philadelphia, taking jobs, and waiting for a signal to enslave the planet. The catch is that these telepathic interstellar conquerors apparently cannot work a toaster, order a coffee, or figure out when to clap at a concert, so they abduct people to teach them. Tristan is joined by Mildred from Thought Slime, back for a record n...
The Real Mantis Was The Exploitation We Made Along The Way
June 09, 2026
Somewhere in the deep lore of alien abduction, past the gray guys who run the equipment, sits a manager. Six to nine feet of praying mantis, purple robe for rank, telepathic, standing at the head of the table while the drones do the wet work. It regards you the way a farmer regards livestock. This week, Tristan brings on Stanford (yes, the one we verbally abused all of last season, now a guest in good standing) to work out where this giant bug came from. The trail runs straight to David Jacob...
Rosicrucianism Was Just A 1614 S***post
June 02, 2026
In 1980, a mysterious stranger named R.C. Christian spent the equivalent of $200,000 to erect 19-foot-tall, 119-ton granite monuments in rural Georgia. Ancient Aliens wants you to believe the "Georgia Guidestones" are an extraterrestrial warning to keep the human population under 500 million, passed down by the secret Rosicrucian order. Tristan and guest Sarah Davis Baker are here to inform you that the Rosicrucian manifestos were basically 17th-century German shitposts, and the real author o...
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